we made out on top of his cat.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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