We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
