I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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