people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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