Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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