At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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