sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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