pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Say something about gay babies.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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