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It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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