there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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