susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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