A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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