What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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