Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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