how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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