One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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