And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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