My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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