i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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