okay pat passed out under dana's car
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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