I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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