You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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