I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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