i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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