so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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