butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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