IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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