O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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