That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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