Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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