so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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