I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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