I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
