They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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