i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize
