we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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