Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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