Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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