I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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