Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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