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why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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