so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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