Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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