I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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