I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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