I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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