What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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