You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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