Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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