no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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