Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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